Fannie: “Oooo. Look at that butterfly! How pretty! Oooo. Look at that bird, maybe it wants to play with me?”
Jasmine: “Hey, kid!”
Fannie: “Hmmm. I wonder what’s behind that bush? Oooo. A weed! What a beautiful weed.”
Fannie: “Maybe if I give the weed to the bird, it will love me. Let’s dig! Jasmine? Oooo. I love you! Except when you play with my toys, then I want them back, but I love you any-
Jasmine: (Sigh!) “Will you please listen to me!”
Fannie: “Well, ok, only if you say happy things.”
Jasmine: “I will. How’s agility going?”
Fannie: “Agility? Ooooo. It’s fun! I do exactly what you tell me to do. I concentrate on Lyne. I listen very carefully. I don’t zoom away. I’m going to be the bestest agility dog e.ver!
Jasmine: “That’s exactly the problem. You’re too good at it for the amount of time Lyne practices with you. You’ll have to make a few mistakes once in a while ok? You’re making me look bad.
Fannie: “I am? Gee, I’m so sorry. I wouldn’t want to do that. I am doing my darnest at being crappy at agility, but Lyne gives me such good rewards, I just wanna to everything she says. It’s so fun! I also get to see more humans, more butterflies, more birds, more bugs, more grass, more-
Jasmine: “I know, I know, you’re happy. Listen, about the bacon on the teeter.”
Fannie: “Oooo. The teeter is sooooo hard to do, but don’t worry, I’ll get it in no time. That bacon is so good and it really helps me to concentrate, and-
Jasmine: “Fannie, I made Lyne wait a whole year before doing the A-Frame properly, and that’s only after she gave me roast beef. You get bacon only after a few weeks. That’s totally unacceptable!”
Fannie: “Oooo. Well, she also gave me Natural Balance, and Benny bullies, and Are-ful good beef jerky, WAIT!!!! YOU GOT ROAST BEEF????”
Jasmine: “Well, bacon ain’t that bad kiddo”.
Fannie: “Still, what should I do to get roast beef?”
Jasmine: “Take your time on the teeter. Make Lyne think you’re terrified of it. It’s actually fun to see what good food she can come up with.
Fannie: “Oh. Alrighty then, I’ll do my best. Thanks for your help!”
Jasmine: “No prob. Just doing my job as the alpha dog”.
Fannie: “Ooo. Look at that fly! What a nice fly! Dum de dum. I wonder what’s going on outside?”
WAIT A F***ING MINUTE! YOU’RE NOT ALPHA DOG! I AM! C’MERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!
Jasmine: “Go away. I’m trying to sleep”
Fannie: OH NO! WE’RE NOT DONE HERE!!!!
GGRRRRRRR! BARK! BARK! BARK! YAP! GRRRRRRR!
Lyne: FANNIE! JASMINE! STOP FIGHTING!!!